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Let's talk about SEX babyyy.....
Ever wondered what it truly means to embrace your sexual health and intimacy? I’m back after a brief hiatus, and today, I'm spilling all the tea on such a crucial topic. From the sanctity of sex to the importance of regular health checks, we’re getting real about what it means to maintain a healthy relationship with your partner. And yes, there’s a memorable Taurus experience that left me with lasting lessons about deep connections and emotional complexity in sexual relationships. Trust me, you don't want to miss this personal, funny, and insightful solo chat.
Our exploration doesn’t stop there; we’re diving into the transformative journey of womanhood and self-worth. Picture this: an intense relationship that began with stalking but led to profound personal revelations and a deeper understanding of my own sexual power. Intrigued? You should be. Along the way, unforeseen guides, like an incarcerated individual and Queen Afua's enlightening book "Sacred Woman," helped me recognize my value and the importance of spiritual growth. This chapter is all about empowerment, self-love, and the spiritual evolution that every woman deserves to experience.
Lastly, we’re getting raw and honest about personal sexual preferences and experiences. From my high school escapades to adult relationships, nothing is off the table. I'll share the discomforts with porn, the varying nature of physical responses during intimacy, and the journey from promiscuity to a more discerning approach to sexual connections. We’ll even touch on topics like using a strap-on and the importance of mutual consent and good hygiene. This episode is packed with humor, candid stories, and invaluable advice on embracing your unique sexual journey without societal judgments. Tune in, laugh, learn, and celebrate the power of your own intimacy!
Welcome back to the girls restroom Today's episode. First of all, let's just hand clap Because we are on episode 4 Right now. So thank y'all for rocking with your girl. I had to take some days off from recording, so it feels good to be back recording because my allergies has been the worst, okay. So, listen, I done popped me two allergy pills, two Tylenols, and I'm sipping on me some lavender and sleepy time tea together. Oh, baby, we're going to have to hurry up and talk about it. We're going to have to hurry up and talk about it. We're going to have to hurry up and get into some things while I be on here. Wet snoring. Okay, yeah, I hooked the tea up today, baby, you know what I tell you? I made this tea with love. Yes, lord, I'm going to feel great tomorrow. I got some appointments to do, I got makeup to do and I needed this tea, okay. So, speaking of the tea, the tea today is about six.
Speaker 1:So this is episode four, season one, and we are here to talk about sex. Baby, let's talk about you and me. So I know I'm a little high off the little drills that I just told y'all that I took. So I'm letting y'all know now this is. Take one of recording. If I go back and listen to this and I don't say some shit and overshare some shit, we will be re-recording. We will be re-recording, okay, just throwing it at them, okay. So so, as you know, I like to start the show off by being very sentimental with things.
Speaker 1:So today's topic is sex. Of course, I want all of you out there to know, in a very serious tone sex is very, very sacred. Um, sex is very, very sacred. And if you or our partners not really feeling too well about your private areas, please go get checked. Go get checked on a regular. I don't care if you are a married couple, engaged couple. You know your man ain't doing nothing. It's always healthy to go and check on your lady parts and seek some help. Things happen, people, you know, may, you know, not the smartest decision. So go to your local dhek and get you some help. And you know, keep, keep your thing healthy so we can keep. You know, exploring these many talents that the things can do all right. So, um, yes, if you want to part, you are with your partner. I do recommend sticking with that and having these uncomfortable conversations when it comes to your health when it comes to having sex. So, with that being said, chav, let's get into some things. So, of course, you know this is the ladies room, so we are going to.
Speaker 1:First of all, I was actually going to do this episode with one of my closest friends here in Texas. Yeah, but her ass, our schedules just went not aligned, so I'm gonna go in dolo. I don't know if I'm gonna do a part two yet, but I would really like to have these conversations, this as a like a public conversation with someone who's into different things than I am and me and her have. You know, like the girls, we done got into it. We always get into things, like you know, just just sex talk, and it's so fun and funny because we just goof around about different stuff we like and you're like, yeah, no, ew and me and miss girl, we just we are crazy. So this, this is going to be a good episode alone. However, I think I'm still gonna do a part two. I'm gonna like force it on her though, so, and on her schedule and make. We're gonna have to yell at her. That's what we're gonna have to do. We're gonna have to yell at her to get her on here so we can talk about it together, so we can, you know, really get into it.
Speaker 1:Y'all see another perspective of so, or somebody that you might relate to. I don't know, because y'all might not relate to me, but because, listen, I'm a freak. So I feel like sex is a big part of the relationship. I feel like it is a chemistry that you have to have with someone, just as well as like a mental connection. You know what I'm saying. I feel like sex is a huge part for me. It is anyway, and I mean okay. So let me think, when it comes to sex for me, I do, for, in order for it to be just smacking, I do have to feel like A type of connection with you, like I have to have like Some sort of connection with you In order for it to be just For me to just be saying this is the best sex I ever had.
Speaker 1:Now, Sips, tea, honey, I will say I have had situations where I went in and we were just like sex buddies and I ended up gaining feelings because of the sex. I'm laughing because I'm thinking about it now Like, ooh, child, I was down bad about that child, down bad. He was a Taurus and of course y'all know me, I'm Zodiac Queen girl, like I'm gonna throw the Zodiacs out there. So when I tell y'all that Taurus rocked my world, listen, I don't know, it was just something about. It's like Soon as he Put it in y'all. It was just like A connection for both of us From the jump. I swear to God, I wish I could put like a little voice change on him and have him come into the girls room and be like she telling the truth y'all. But I'm trying to tell y'all I don't know what kind of magic he was making baby, but lord, have mercy on my soul. Mr torres put it down. Ironically, I would say, the sign of the worst six I've ever ever ever had was a scorpion. Everybody I was talking about how, oh, they freaked. They just stand in third and they put it down, blah, blah. Y'all must be talking about the girls, because the men trash and I had to. And also I want to say this too, before I be judged I am 29 years old.
Speaker 1:I lost my virginity, like when it came to dick and coochie cat, at 20 years old. I lost my virginia at 20 years old to my baby father. So over the years 29 I had some lovers. You know, at one point I had what I call bad coochie management. Honey, I went, managed to coochie properly because I didn't know my worth. Now let me tell y'all when I found my worth. I found my worth when I had okay. So me and my baby daddy had broke up. I found out he cheated on me. It was just a lot. It was a lot, but I was so-called done for good. It was a good bit of time, literally, yeah, I would say. I was over about the end and this is before the baby. So I literally went a year without having sex with nobody because I just was disgusted and I was on this whole new wave. This is when I was losing all that weight, looking good, had moved out to my first apartment, like life was just life. You know how it is when you come from that breakup. Life was being so good to me, baby, okay, god was doing his thing.
Speaker 1:So, man, this guy, what is his time? I want to say he's a cancer. We're going to say he's a cancer. I really believe he's a cancer. Okay, so some of my followers on here, or some of my listeners, I should say, going to probably know who I'm talking about. They're gonna know who I'm talking about when I say certain parts of the story if you were close enough with me. But I'm pretty sure you don't know who I'm talking about anyway. What's a cancer?
Speaker 1:Um, met this motherfucker at work, had no business, and you know it was cool. So, boom again. I didn't know my power, because the only person I had been with when it came to Dickie Koochie Cat was my baby daddy, and I'm saying that because I did have a lesbian lover in high school and you know that really didn't count. Anyway, we'll get to that soon too. Yeah, so it had been a whole fucking year before I started messing with somebody.
Speaker 1:So this dude hit me up. Everybody at work was like he a hoe, he a hoe, blah, blah, blah. He was a fine hoe to be Still is fine, still a hoe. But so I was like okay, cool, I know what type of shit I'm on. Like I'm in my, I'm in my era where I'm independent, doing shit on my own, looking good, feeling good, like I'm in that I'm city girl era, really.
Speaker 1:And so started fucking with the dude. No, actually I fuck with him once. Judge all you want to. I was a hard like he had a girlfriend at the time which is I kind of knew about, but did I care? I did not. Yes, I was one of them, bitches, judge and Mammy, so yeah, started messing with this motherfucker or whatever. Well, I messed with him this one time. Then, boom, I remind y'all I did not know my motherfucking power, so I didn't know I had good coochie. I did not know until I fucked him this one time.
Speaker 1:So the one time I did it with him found out I had some good coochie cat, so I wasn't texting him like that, I wasn't on his line like that, like I wasn't really pressed and it was good actually and it was huge. I mean he was hung like a horse chair and, um, that was my first big old chunky monkey too, and I ain't never had a big old deep before that. Oh, no shade in my baby daddy. Y'allall rest in peace, lord. But I'm just being honest, like y'all gonna get it baby, when I tell you that motherfucker had a monster. I ain't never had a monster before. So that was my first monster child and that first monster taught me that I had a monster. So it was two monsters going there. And then when I tell y'all it was good now. So I was just like I got me some, I'm good, I'm chilling. I remind y'all he had a girlfriend. So then of course I knew not to get in my feelings blah, blah, blah, whatever, you know, whatever cool.
Speaker 1:So my job had, like the very next day, my job had a um, we had to go to carowinds for my job, like had a carowinds day. Carowinds, if you don't know, if you not from the east coast, it's like a six flags basically, but better. If you ask me it's a six, six Flags basically, but better. If you ask me it's a Six Flags, but better, because Six Flags, you gotta buy two separate tickets. Bitch, carowinds, you buy one ticket. You got the whole water park and amusement park. It's a vibe. If you're in Charlotte, north Carolina, you should go. Anyway. Job had discounted tickets, tickets.
Speaker 1:So I had took all my siblings, the girls, I took all the siblings, the girls, and we was at fucking carowinds and I ran into him and his bitch and it was not awkward for me but very awkward for him because, I remind you, the night before I was getting I was getting clawed down by some. It was awkward, I was awkward, I was just like whatever. So to me, for me, it made me even more disgusted because it brought up trauma, like from what I had just went through. So I was just like man, I ain't going to do that bitch like that. So I started fucking with him that moment.
Speaker 1:So we at work, or whatever I done, kept it on the low, like like only one of my homegirls that weren't no, shout out to brie she was the only one that motherfucking knew. So, um, I told brie and I, you know after that it was just like every day he would walk past. I was avoiding him. So every day he would walk past, like where I'm working at, like looking through the eyes, looking to see where I'm at, and I would be hiding, watching him, looking for me or whatever. Or he would come out his way to come down where I'm at and be like what's up? I was like, hey, doing my little job, putting my little stickers on my little stuff.
Speaker 1:We were at a warehouse, ironically, but um months go by y'all at this point, okay, so another homegirl had found out. So I forgot what drama had happened between you. But at this point he was fucking with me, like pick it with me, fucking with me. It was getting on my nerves and I just like, what the fuck does this man want? Like, leave me the fuck alone. Like you got a girl, leave me alone, or whatever. He was wanting the monster and he wanted to continue with your girl, okay. So at this point I'm just like so drama happened.
Speaker 1:I'm not sure what happened that caused me to like spaz out on him, but I spaz out of him, know, cussing his ass out about something. He was, he did something, y'all, and it rubbed me the wrong way, but it was, of course, trying to get my attention. So, boom, at work, we had to change equipment. We used to walk, walk, walk and then we start driving these things or whatever. So he got stuck with me and my little like training group. So I was just like this motherfucker, so got around the fucking training group or whatever.
Speaker 1:And then, oh, I know what happened y'all. He was like, literally, it was to the point where he was almost stalking me and I was just like, leave me the fuck alone. Like just leave me, fuck alone, I don't want to be around you, leave me the fuck alone. So it just got like tension. So we started driving these little things or whatever. So he and my little training class. So we, we kicking shit, we laughing, we talking like ha, ha, ha, he, he, he.
Speaker 1:And then, I don't know, we just started fucking around again. But this time we started fucking around heavy, you and me, and he was the first person to let me know girl, you got some great, amazing putting on me. And y'all this. When I learned my power, y'all got to tell me. And y'all this when I learned my power, y'all got to tell me. When y'all learned, y'all figured out, y'all had power. You got to tell me so yeah, mr Cancer, ever since then, baby, I knew I had motherfucking power. And he was my second like you know, like person that I was doing the uchi-cuchi with.
Speaker 1:So here I am at 22 years old or was I 21? I want to say I was 21, I was 21,. What was I? 21,? I don't know. I think 22, yes, I think I was 22, 22 years old, realized that, like you, got some good pussycat, but, um, eventually I let the motherfucker. We left each other alone because it was to the point. He had a key to my apartment and some more shit. It had got real drama, fired me and a girlfriend. It don't get into it. Lord, have mercy. It was a mess, y'all it was a mess.
Speaker 1:And I realized, like, okay, yeah, you got good pussy, but you need to act like it. Like this ain't good pussy management. If you know you got good pussy, why the fuck are you running around fucking on somebody else, man, that ain't good pussy management. So I had to realize my worth from that. Like, okay, yeah, you know you got good pussy, but also, you, bitch, you got good pussy. Like, wake up, treat me better than this, because why are you sharing me with another man? Huh, what?
Speaker 1:So then I put the pussy up, put the pussy away, and god started by talking to me, to to somebody else. Honey, we wasn't having sex, though, because his circumstances was just different, and when I be, my dad was, he was in jail. His circumstances was a little different, honey. So, boom, he is a big part of this conversation, though, because I had started talking to him when I was 18. And although he was, he had just got sentenced, like not too long before we had got back connected.
Speaker 1:He was in prison, at jail, but we got that connected or whatever, and he had a lot to do with pushing me towards my worth as far as, like a woman put like growing me up into womanhood. You know, like I was a little girl, just you know, just look what I was a little girl, just you know, just look what I was doing, little girl shit like messing with somebody's man thinking he's cute, like you know, like just shit, that wasn't right. He pushed me into womanhood and got me into like my worth and to really. He was like my introduction to spirituality, because at this point I was real heavy into Christianity and that's gonna be another topic for another day, but I'm just kind of giving y'all the steps of where I'm getting into with this whole sixth day. He really, um opened my eyes to a lot of things in life, including my worth. I don't know how in debt I got into it with him about my sex life at the time, but I'm pretty sure I was probably at the end like I wasn't doing that, nothing but um, lord knows if he didn't seem like bitch. But um, yeah, so I, he got me noticing like girl, like be, and I don't know if he was saying it being selfish, but I mean, either way it go, he said it and it helped me out, because I don't know if he was saying stuff like you know, just teaching me, literally Telling me things I should like look up and who I should go listen to, and it was. One of them was Queen Afua Afua. I think y'all don't know how to pronounce shit and I told y'all I'm a little high off this medication. It's going to see your ass out, bear with me, but it's a beautiful African-American queen who wrote a book called the Womb. Let me double check that. Just because I think it's called the womb, hold on, let me see, I am so stupid y'all. It's called sacred woman, but it's about womb healing and the woman.
Speaker 1:So I started, I got that book, started reading through it. At first I didn't understand a damn thing they was talking about. It was so many African words I couldn't even you know how sometimes you can read stuff when you read it and then you read it in your head and it say exactly what it say. But when you try to open your mouth, it said you can't pronounce it. For shit bitch. I couldn't even read the shit in my head. I was like what the fuck am I reading? So I gave up on it and then I went back and I started googling like other people, like trying to get some help. So a lot of people was like it's not a book that you could just sit open and just read straight through. You have to use it as a reference book. So I started going back in it, sort of like how you do the bible, like you go back in and you do your little studies on certain things, and it helped me out a lot. Okay, it helped me out a lot and I definitely recommend going to get that book. It's called the Sacred Woman. If you're at that stage in your life, if you're a younger girl out here, that just got bad pussy management, you know, you done you thotting and bopping, like go get that book and read on it and see and realize how sacred you are and you know, and ain't nothing wrong with having a little fun, I feel like. But definitely watch how you manage that thing. But anyway, back to the sex talk. We're going to get into all that later.
Speaker 1:This man opened my eyes to a lot of different stuff. I mean big dicks, different positions. He couldn't eat no coochie cat. I'm sorry baby, what's that about it? He didn't know how to eat no coochie cat. No, I'm sorry, baby, what the heck about it. He know how to eat no coochie cat. And you know, and I was at that point, like I told you, I had a lesbian lover baby, I know some good coochie eating cats and that motherfucking couldn't eat no coochie cat. Um, my baby daddy had my baby daddy though he could eat the coochie cap. I'm sure it's the million girls in the world that'll agree. Anyway, the shade, yeah, um, um, I feel like so me. Another friend was sitting talking because I'm bringing up the whole lesbian thing again.
Speaker 1:I feel like I'm not bisexual. Well, because there's so many like different, because I don't see myself marrying a woman for life, kids and living, I just don't see that. I just like women for sex sometimes, and it ain't even sometimes, it's just when they come at me or maybe I have like a craving to go, you know, go dip in a pun or something, you know. But in high school I feel like I really did it because I was waiting on Damien. I feel like I really did it because I was waiting on Damien and from one for two I was scared. Everybody was talking about like how horrible it was when I started having sex and how bad it hurt and it really didn't even hurt that damn bad like people so fucking dramatic like bitch. Well, I don't know. I don't know because, like I told y'all, my first one was not a monster.
Speaker 1:Now, hey, let me, let me say this, because I take that back this baby had their second man came around me with that monster talking about taking the virginity, I would have still been running, bitch, I still would have been running, you hear me, you would have put that hood away. What? Oh, please, you can kiss my ass and goodbye. You put that shit in me for the first time. Oh no, but it's funny that I said it, because it's probably the real reason why my ass was running Tom out at the horn. Uh-uh, baby, that thing, that thing was hurt, bitch. It felt like my first time. The first time I did it with him I was like ooh, breathe, bitch. I had to breathe. When I tell y'all ooh chow, so yeah, I did live that horror stuff. So I take that back. Y'all, bitch, you probably. But yeah, mine didn't hurt the first time. Nah, I ain't saying he had a little itty bitty, you know, but it wasn't, it wasn't a monster and it didn't hurt. It was a little painful but it didn't hurt. For real, I and two.
Speaker 1:My circumstances was different. Like it was. I was in love, I wanted to do it, it felt natural. So, yeah, but in high school I was so scared to just do it with any fucking body and I'll never forget this stupid motherfucker. I tried to get him some and it ain't work out. So I was very hesitant. I was like I tried to lose my virginity with him in high school and it was, it was. It just did not work out. So, um, yes, I did have a little fling in high school that I was dating a squirrel or whatever.
Speaker 1:And um, what's funny is I was her first sex partner, and sometimes her ass still can't get over it, still reminding me. You know you, my first love. Shut up, girl, she's so cool. Shout out to you though. Um, yeah, so we wasn't doing nothing but like licking cats and, you know, hunching, which is so fun. Y'all should try a little scissoring and all that. Feel real good. If that's not what you're into, I'm sorry. If I just disgust you. I am sorry, but, bitch, you clicked on this episode and you knew what the fuck we was going to be talking about, and I'm just spilling all the tea while drinking my tea trying to heal honey. So Sips tea If y'all I don't know some people is scared. I'm not scared because I'm very, I'm not aggressive in the bedroom with everybody.
Speaker 1:With her, for some I had dealt with, but she was like my, you know my girl. So I was like, oh, I mean, first Let me show you what I'm working with. And he just capping, being a fucking typical Aries, and then like we know what the fuck going on? I don't know shit. And you ain't, finna, tell us we wrong either. Cause, bitch, we know it all. Okay, um, she was a cancer. So she was sensitive as fuck, big-ass crybaby. And yeah, sex with her was cool. It was cool. It was better later because I did end up back messing with her when I got my first apartment was like fuck, fuck that man, I don't want him no more. Blah, blah, blah.
Speaker 1:I started been fucking with her on the low and, um, yeah, it was she. I don't know what she had been through or what she had went through after me, but she had picked up some tips and tricks, baby, because it was great. But it was still like, yeah, like honey, I had me a piece of ding-a-ling now. So it's time to just, you know, go to it. It's nothing, I feel like it's nothing I could be faithful to.
Speaker 1:When it comes to the sex life with a girl, I feel like I'm not satisfied, like I don't care how mind-blowing it is or how good it is, I'm just not satisfied, like the next girlfriend I had in my adult years literally came a year after the whole monster boy at the camp, monster counselor. So um started talking to not this. It was very magnetic, honey, very magnetic. My emotions was there. I really, really truly had feelings for her and I think the sex with her was like it was really good. It was really good To the point where I was always a bitch too that knew that I didn't really see myself with a female for the rest of my life.
Speaker 1:But her, she kind of. She ain't changed my mind, but she had me questioning some shit, to the point where I let this bitch use a strap on. I know some of y'all mouth just dropped. But yes, honey, I let the bitch use a fucking strap-on on me and you know what? It wasn't that bad. It actually felt like. I think it was like the material of it. It felt real good, I don't know what the fuck that was about, but at the same time it just freaked me out of my head a little bit, like I think I would have felt better if we used it like a toy and she actually played with me with it. But it was just the whole process you putting it on, all that like girl honey, we falling asleep, girl, we're waiting on you like I don't think I liked it, but you know I did it, or whatever.
Speaker 1:And a lot of people be like, well, why the fuck they wear it? Because they don't think I like that, but you know I did it, or whatever. And a lot of people be like, well, why the fuck they wear it? Because they don't have no feeling to it, but they do. So I learned too that on the back of it it vibrates their clitoris as they're stroking. So you do feel they. When you are wearing the strap you do feel, and I heard someone got a little vibrated on the back while you're doing it, so you both feel it at the same time.
Speaker 1:Some kinky, freaky-ass shit girl Girls. Welcome to the girls' restroom, baby, because girls are freaky Like fucking freaky Friday around this bitch Sips tea. Baby, when I tell y'all I let it be strapped me. That's how you know, that's how you know I liked her because that's just some shit. I was like, oh hell, nah. But she cheated on me, hurt my little feelings a little bit, so I started cheating on her ass back, started cheating right in the foot back and got into another whole whole era after her.
Speaker 1:So who was I messing with then after her? Oh, I was messing with this one guy and he was cool. He was uglier than a motherfucker. He was my first ugly motherfucker. And then, um, oh, y'all, finna, die laughing because I'm finna, just tear all my little teeth. Um didn't win him. Yeah, he was a head. He was a much, though. So that's really, really on the reason why I was like you know, having him around, because he was, because he was an eater. He was an eater In terms. If you don't know what an eater is, an eater is somebody who is eating the coochie cat, real, real, good, y'all, he was an eater. I know y'all got an eater somewhere. I don't even know. Remember his fucking sign. I don't remember, but I do know I always wanted his homeboy.
Speaker 1:Oh, y'all gonna be like Coco. Baby, listen, coco got some stories and I know a lot of people can relate and I don't feel judged because I'm telling my own motherfucking truth. Okay, because one thing about it I will say in my hometown I could come around because they know my body is good. Okay, I am not known for being a little whore. I just have had my moments where I had my bad coochie management. So here I am to tell about my motherfucking stories because I wouldn't got the experience I got today if I did not go through these experiences. So judge your mammy because I know she got some stories even your grandma baby, they ain't even had cameras back then. Yeah, let's talk about it.
Speaker 1:A sip of tea anyway, kept my eye on the homeboy and let me, let me tell y'all too why. Because when I tell y'all who the homeboy is, y'all gonna be like oh lord, the young and the restless. So boom, the homeboy like I would come around because he would. He just wouldn't keep his motherfucking mouth closed about. Oh, he was fucking with me. I was just so happy like ew, get out my face, come, eat this cat and go home. So so literally was coming around like hey, I remember I came around. It was like a week after my birthday.
Speaker 1:We was at this place in my hometown called Chiefs, rip to Chiefs. Chiefs not there, no more, but Chiefs used to be the spot. So we was at Chiefs or whatever, pulled up at Chiefs Homeboy with him. I used to call the homeboy Teddy Bear, right, cause he was just, he had the warmest hugs, he had the biggest smile when he seen me and he was tall and he was chocolate and he was just like. He hugged me so tight like a teddy bear. So I used to tell him, I used to tell the friend like, oh my god, what teddy bear is it?
Speaker 1:And he used to always say, oh, I'm trying not to say Teddy Bear real name, because he used to say shit. He used to always say, yeah, I know one thing you better not be trying to fuck Teddy Bear. You better not be trying to fuck I'm like boy, I don't get down like that. In reality I really wasn't thinking about it, really wasn't thinking about it. But then I pulled up at Chief's one day and it was a week after my birthday and you had been munching on the scoochie cat and you ain't gave me no birthday gift and I told Teddy Bell, I was like my birthday was last week. I was, you see, oh, for real. And Teddy Bell had bought me two shots and reached in his pocket and gave me some money for my birthday. Teddy Bell, that's how you come in birthday, teddy bear, that's how you coming in front of this nigga, he ain't even so. That was like I was like okay.
Speaker 1:So after that, stopped talking to old boy, whatever. He kept blowing my phone up. You know like leave me the fucking alone. Blah, blah, blah. One day teddy bear hit me up on snap, slid up on my stuff with the hard eyes and I was just like, okay, teddy Bear, you better sit down because I got that monster. Teddy Bear, you better get on, get on. And I know he know I got that monster because his homeboy done told him in front of me I got that monster. So you know, I guess Teddy Bell wanting to play with the boogeyman. So, oh, I'm so hot like this is insane. I can't really. I'm gonna tell y'all this shit right now. This is so funny. Oh, my God, okay.
Speaker 1:So Teddy Bell slid up y'all on Snapchat and got the talking and, um, hard eyes and stuff. So I got to say a little stuff, man. Then one day y'all gonna be like Coco. I can't believe this was your lifestyle. One day y'all pulled up on Teddy Bear and we chilling like you know, know, like it felt so good because, for one, we knew we were doing something we had no business doing, we knew. And then for two, oh, I can't wait, I gotta call him when I, um, when I finish making this, because I don't, I don't even remember how old boy you know finding out, but anyway, it just felt so good doing this shit on the lot. So if you don't heard my other episode before this, when I was, when I started singing, you're my little secret and that's how we shoot. Yes, honey, this song is dedicated to Teddy Bell.
Speaker 1:Okay, so Teddy Bell, basically the first night I seen him, we was chilling, or whatever. I gave him the boogeyman. Sure, did, gave him the boogeyman. And when I tell y'all it was like magic and guess what? Guess who Teddy Bear is? Y'all, teddy Bear is the Taurus. He still the head huncho till this day. You and me still the head huncho to this day. I had to sip my tea. I only got a little bit of tea left, y'all, so whatever. But um, that he was, he was, he was pretty, he was pretty fucking good too.
Speaker 1:Now I'm going to put him number one on my list when it comes to everything. Like he had everything. He was the eater. He had the ah Lord, teddy bear, teddy bear, teddy bear. So he's number one on my list because we actually started gaining feelings for each other. We did it like like feelings for each other, like it was. It was it got to the point where it was toxic. So that was my first little toxic situation ship.
Speaker 1:But, baby, he was the first man I had ever dressed up for as far as like little lingerie trying to be sick. It was so cringy thinking about it going back on it. But, baby, when I tell y'all, from the rooty to the mother, to the, I Gotta move on if I be making a phone call when I get out of here. When I get out of here, hey, anyway, anyway here. When I get out here, hey, titty bear anyway. So he was a tourist y'all. He was one of the best lovers I've ever motherfucking had.
Speaker 1:The next one was a libra who. No, okay, so after that before I ain't trying to give you allall the timeline for real, but yeah, after him, chilled out for a while, chilled out for a while. I always had these little moments where I'd chill out and then I talked to Aries and it was very short but it was very good. When I tell y'all I had never in my mother's life have another Zodiac sign who was the same Zodiac sign, it's insane. I'm sorry y'all you know my nose and stuff Um, he was the first guy that ever made me squirt and I have never been. I'm not a squirter girl, I'm a creamer girl. So when I tell y'all that was the first time I ever, I was like what the hell is this Like the videos that I done seen Because I'm not a porn person?
Speaker 1:Porn makes me feel so disgusted when I watch it. It makes me feel like uneasy and it just just I don't like the energy that I get from it and, yeah, like I don't, I don't. I don't know I don't like porn. It just gives me really bad vibes. So I can't do that, not one bit. But I have seen no porn where they have the squirt coming out or whatever and it just come out looking like ew. Have y'all seen that Sookie on the video?
Speaker 1:Disgusting, it was just like I don't know. It looked like pee, like I know that's what squirt is a little bit, but when I did it it wasn't coming out like piss. Squirt is a little bit, but when I did it it wasn't coming out like piss, it came out like squirt bitch, like out of a motherfucking cheap ass water gun, like you know how the cheap water gun, when the water going out, that's what it came out like. It didn't come out like no fucking super soap, like a fucking super soaker, like you crank that bitch up on the first try and it it did not come out like that, it came out like a sprinkle. Nice little, you know, and I'm more of a creamer girl anyway.
Speaker 1:So that was the first time I ever done it and I was laying there like what the fuck is happening, I don't know, honey, but my coochie cat was happy with him. But like I don't know, I don't get it with that and he was a much too. I tell y'all he was a much. It just wasn't that. It was great, it just wasn't that that connection there for me to be like, oh, he was top this, top that. But the sex was really good, you know, it just wasn't uh, it wasn't that, I don't know like he easy to forget about the only thing that's memorable is because he can eat real good and he made me squirt. So it was just like but the stroke game was was having him, because, shit, you don't want to make me sure, but still it was just like no, no connection spiritually, or just we had no soulful collection, so it was just like bad pussy management. Um, thank you for the experience though, mr aries. Um, I think him it was a libra, a libra, I know y'all like damn, y'all caught no hands. So fuck y'all. This is about bad pussy management y'all. I'm just letting y'all know I was ready and that's another thing too when y'all lost y'all virginity.
Speaker 1:Some of y'all may be different. Some of y'all may relate who knows who cares for real? But for the girls that relate, did y'all may relate, who knows who cares for real? But for the girls that relate, did y'all feel like, damn, like I just gotta feel, like I gotta keep fucking and fucking and fucking and doing it and having sex, having sex. Did y'all feel like y'all had to keep having sex and that's all y'all thought about once you started? Because that's what it is for me. I can't just have buddies or date somebody and I can't get none only when they want some or some shit like that, because I be wanting it when I'm in my era of me having sex. Baby, I want it and I want it now. So if I can't get it from you, I'm going to get it from somebody else. So that's what it was then. I'm not really like that.
Speaker 1:Now I'm grown and I'm scared child. Honey, I don't got, I don't got. Scared honey, you, you, honey, you got a small part. You have so much shit out here, skin to skin, you gotps, you got all the things honey, and at the time I knew about it too, but it didn't really resonate with me at all one bit. So uh-uh. But now that I'm older child, you couldn't catch me out here flying high, having bad management, just throwing this punani around. It. Just come with so much more.
Speaker 1:Then I was like, oh, let me try you these different. They was different flavors, like as far as from light skin, the chocolate, dark, dark, dark chocolate, like I was trying different types, like what's this, like what's that? Like they had different backgrounds I had came from my little hood boy era so I was like, eh, not really my thing, like you know. So I was just hopping around like, if you wanted it, baby, come catch it, especially if you was spending some money on me, honey, I was ready to throw it at you. I'm just being honest, y'all just. You was spending some money on me, honey, I was ready to throw it at you. I'm just being honest, y'all Just being honest and I put the hoe in on it. But after that it was a Libra. This was not like let me give y'all a background too Like this was not like right back to back from each other'm just going in my really my top, my top performers. I'm naming my top performers. So I'm definitely saying teddy bear tour is this number one, the unbeatable child? Oh, lord um.
Speaker 1:Getting into number two, I'm gonna say this libra. No, no, no, no, no. I'm going to say my second girlfriend, the Aquarius, because I'm telling y'all, honey, you're not letting me Girl, I'm telling you she was smoking clitoris like a hookah, baby. You know you hit them. You know, y'all know how you hit, hit it. Uh, you hit the hookah and go. I don't know how I gotta go. Whoo chat, that's what I felt like. I felt like a hookah making the water bubble chat. Yes, and it's. I'm gonna say number two was wow, I keep almost saying names. So we're gonna say we're gonna say zodi at times signs, so she was an aquarius. So we're gonna say we're gonna say Zodiac signs Shoes in Aquarius. So we're gonna say number one, taurus. Number two, aquarius. And Aquarius, y'all are known for being free. They be sleeping on y'all. Y'all be sleeping on them, aquarius. Baby, y'all be sleeping on them, aquarius. So I gonna say number two is an aquarius. Number three is libra.
Speaker 1:He came about because I was crazy is with this dude. He growing up he was like always my homeboy, like I always knew him, or just being a cool-ass dude, like that's my homeboy, blah, blah, blah. Like never, I don't. Oh, I think I did used to call him brother, but not like a close brother, like hey, bro, like you know, we never really looked at each other like that. And then one day he just started looking extra delicious and I was just like hey, every time I seen him out I had the biggest smile on my face like hey, and I would run up and just hug him and he would be like what's up? Like you could tell his whole mood would just change like every time. And so one day he slid up on me. I was in Atlanta. I was in Atlanta, looking real cute, looking real fine. He just got my hat on. I was with my homegirl for her birthday and he slid up on me. He was like I'm tired of playing, come here. And I was like what you mean, what you mean, you're tired of playing, come here. And I was like what you mean, what you mean, you're tired of playing, come here. He was like I don't want you y'all.
Speaker 1:As soon as I touched down back in Sparborough, south Carolina, honey, I flew over there back with your management, flew over there, baby. I flew over there, baby, I Flew over there. I had that kill on wings, baby, not on two wheels, on wings, baby. I flew over there. And Did I fly over there? For the right reason, I tell y'all. He Was like it was real magical with him. It was real magical with him. It was real magical. And we ended up just sitting and talking.
Speaker 1:The next day, the next morning, he got up. He had rolled us a little. No, he hadn't gone to work. He was like you can stay here as long as you want to. That's how you know you got that fine. That's how you know you got that fire. When they tell you that he was like you can stay here as long as you want to. Um, he had rolled up me a little blames. Like hon, you can smoke this, I'm going to work. And he kissed me on my forehead and he left at the and I'm telling when I've been, and if you on my head hunchos, you know how to do everything, like I've had good sense of people and they you know was it was okay or whatever, but these motherfuckers, they know how to do everything. And he was the first guy ever. No, he was. Was he? No, no, no, okay. So, yeah, he was the first guy.
Speaker 1:To y'all, I ain't never had got my booty. This episode really explicit y'all. So, and I'm gonna give y'all a warning, I'm gonna do another little intro and give y'all the warm and light. This is explicit, tell y'all. Well, yes, I had, but not by God, like Aquarius didn't, cause she was nasty, like that's a nasty motherfucker. So when I found out she was cheating on me, I was ready to fight, but I was scared of her. But, um, she was nasty, but him. I was like, oh my god, a man ain't never did that before. Went down there and met that like that Brands me to the next guy.
Speaker 1:Actually, before Okay so had another Libra Libra's, a nasty man boy. He was real good and but he liked anal and that made me feel like it stripped me from my womanhood, like okay. So he was the first guy, the only guy I've ever tried it with. It was anal sex and I don't like it. It just feel like when they pulling it out, it feel like you boo-booing and I don't like that feeling like wet dick coming out my ass. I don't like no wet dick coming out my ass. I don't like no wet dick coming out my ass. Oh, it felt like a big turd and I just didn't. It's just not a feeling I like. I was like, oh, what is happening? Oh no, and I felt like I had to like hold it in before I painted the stick, honey, you know, and I ain't see it coming. We had talked about it but I ain't see it coming.
Speaker 1:And so when we talked about it, a bad coochie management, honey, bad butthole management at this point. So he was like, yeah, my last girlfriend, she was real freaky, she um did this, she did that, blah, blah. And I liked him, he was cool, he had a lot of money too. You know how I like him, you know okay, whatever you know, but I'm not your last girlfriend, you know I ain't. You know he's like, it's cool, I'm just letting you know like I like to get down, okay. So he was like breathe, what's this up? I can't be. Breathe through your nose, get me. Because, honey. And he didn't have like a monster monster either.
Speaker 1:So I was okay with just being my first time, but, baby, I was like oh, I don't know, I ain't like Yo, I don't like that, that, it really. It's to the point. My um, one of my old hunkers, honey, I had told her what happened. I just felt violated. Like I felt like because I was like uh-uh, stop, he ain't want to stop.
Speaker 1:And then like every so, like every after y'all, I, I got I can't like I have the receipts to prove this, because y'all be like ain't, no way, this bitch went through all this, but I got the receipts to prove it. He was like he be saying little shit, that's just crazy. Like that good booty hole. Like nigga, it's motherfuckers out there that really like booty holes. Like he was like oh, you got that good coochie and that good booty. What the fuck are you talking about? That's disgusting.
Speaker 1:So I mean, you know, shout out to my girls, shout out to my anal girls, shout out to my T-girls and shout out to my gays, but for me, oh, I'm going to leave that to y'all, baby, because I don't like no booty hole being like being tampered with back there, I don't know when you. I just feel like I got some good ass coochie cat. So what, what make you want to go back there and play around? If you ain't licking or sticking, I could do a little thumb, like I can do some butthole action, but when it comes to dick and booty, I don't like dick and booty. I don't like no dick and booty. Baby, y'all can have the dick and booty. She ain't for me, so it just, I tried it, it was alright, but, um, I'm not gonna disclose who this person is because I feel like it will.
Speaker 1:I don't know y'all, but anyway, um, when it comes to let's get, let's talk about anal real quick, because I have tried. Oh, now I got Quiet cause, ooh, is that pretty? Come out my mouth. I have. Um, you know, play with Some booty before myself. I have, and I'm just not A booty girl like I can get freaking, I can get down and honestly I did this with. It just happened, naturally. Um, no, I lied y'all because, okay, so, teddy bear, when I had sex with teddy bear, he did go down to the butt, but it wasn't good.
Speaker 1:Like how libra did it? Libra like was I, was I don't know, I actually felt something when he do it, did it. I'm not even a smart bird, no more y'all. So it came out wrong. Um, when he did it, it just felt different, like it just I don't know I actually got a feeling out of it when Freaky Taurus did it. I didn't get a feeling it was cute, it was like, yeah, okay, cool, let's do some other stuff. Like it was just, you know, everything else was perfect with him. So that's why he number one Shout out to you again, teddy Bear. But Teddy Bear, y'all, I did go down below the gooch and he enjoyed it. And it wasn't like he enjoyed it to the point like he was asking me to do it, it was just like I just did it.
Speaker 1:I don't know what the fuck had gotten to me. So I'm saying it to say this like never, say never, because when you really into somebody, like physically, mentally, sexually attracted to them, you'll be ready to just swallow them up, baby. And when I tell y'all, freaking t could always get swallowed up, you hear me, until I find me a man that I feel that way about sexually, mentally, physically, all of the above again, baby, well, you know what? I will say this I tried, tried to like rekindle it after my heart had got broken by his ass and it wasn't the same, but it's been so many years Like, I don't know, it possibly could be, if you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1:But when I tell y'all, when you find somebody that you really really just like, you love, you adore, you would do anything and you just, yeah, you would probably go that low too. And I know people probably like, okay, bitch, you just taking it too far, that ain't my motherfucking thing. Well, guess what, girl, if you ain't eating that mayonnaise, somebody else will. I'm just saying, If I love you enough to marry you, I'm gonna love you enough to eat. Now I'm gonna say, eat your booty. Ho, like, just because it's just going too far for me personally.
Speaker 1:But you know, a little blow, you blow it a little bit and it ain't like I took you take your whole tongue. You just go in there. You just like you know eating his ass, like I was just like tickling it. You know what I'm saying. Like a little tickle, like you know, just a little. Like I know y'all. Oh, you a real one if you go through this whole episode and you just like, oh, you a real one. If you go through this whole episode and you just like bitch, you is crazy.
Speaker 1:But no, I'm serious, you gotta just, you know, sometimes have fun, like stop thinking about what society thinks and try shit, shit. You only got one life. Well, you know you might have many lives, but in this lifetime, girl, go, take a little booty hole and it all. Another week, girl go, loyal man, honey, because I promise you somebody gonna try and somebody gonna do it.
Speaker 1:Now, if you hear and you listening to this episode, some, you in the right fucking place. You, you hearing the right thing at the right time and I'm letting you know, like one, even my little boo, he, he thought out. I asked him. I was like have you ever had somebody you know try? He was like yeah, you know, I tried it. Well, girl, but I Ain't like it on something about a wet asshole on, like I was just like, okay, cool, you just got to try stuff, you got to try honey.
Speaker 1:Now I'm not promoting going licking niggas ass my name is not subkeona, um and just licking random assholes. Like you can't do that, like they gotta have good body odor management. Just don't be running around here licking and sucking on everybody. Now you can't be doing that. But him, oh my God, baby, I was so in love, we was just like it was just happening naturally, like you, just, oh, I was just like, just loving on him, like baby, I probably would have sucked his toes, literally, like, just when you love somebody, that's how you know you love somebody and you're very attracted to them because you just eat them up. Oh, please don't be listening. This is why I drive the car. Baby, you die, you liable to wreck, okay, um, but yes, honey, that's like libra.
Speaker 1:Libra was number three and I don't think. I don't think they're my top, they're my top ones. But that one that had that, um, that motherfucking who like that booty hole and stuff, I don't like that booty hole, stuff. Don't come in here threatened, but just, baby, when I tell y'all I was so scarred, I had told my own girl about it and I was sitting there I literally I felt like it was. It took a part of my womanhood. Uh, I really felt like less of a woman because he enjoyed, because I had sex with him again afterwards and he was like wanting to do it and I was like I don't really want to do it, um, but I let him anyway or whatever. But it was like he was enjoying that more and that bothered me. It bothered me so bad and then it feel like ow, like the next day afterwards you just feel like it just feel loose. It feel real loose and airy, like oh, I don't like that booty hole stuff.
Speaker 1:A lot of booty hole sex, baby, y'all can have that booty hole sex. Booty hole sex, aw, it just felt real. I ain't feel right sitting down. That look like me milling that pool baby, hell, no, Y'all can have the booty hole sex. But nowadays I feel like I got to have some type of magical connection with you to really enjoy it. I don't mean going around doing all the little oochie-coochie stuff fast girl stuff I was doing with the boys and the girls. These days I feel like I'm in my I don't know, I'm only 29. The girls these days like I feel like I'm in my I don't know, I'm only 29, because I did um hear that you have the best sex ever in your 40s as a woman, but now I just I'm in a different era right now, so I'm not really having sex these days. Um no, I'm not having sex these days actually, and it's just yeah, I'm not really having sex these days and I don't know. I don't really have like a crazy sex story from which I've heard. Well, I did Once upon a time I did have a sugar daddy and I did get him some sugar, and when I tell y'all it didn't take much, though it's the easiest fucking money I ever made, when I tell you, as soon as I laid my hands on that thing, he was a.
Speaker 1:He was a two, two older than me. I'm not gonna say his age either, but he was definitely his Mid 40's than me. I'm not going to say his age either, but he was definitely in his mid-40s. Why me? I didn't say his age. Whatever, he was in his mid-40s. So, yeah, that thing was. It was just real easy to get. You know, get him off. Fucking weirdo. He was so sweet though.
Speaker 1:Shout out to Henry. Shout out to uh, he and aries. Shout out to you, mister. Um, that's a whole nother story for a whole nother day.
Speaker 1:Y'all, honey, y'all, ain't gonna believe this story. I gotta come up. This is the story for station head, because I'm a need for people to actually talk back to me on and we're gonna die laughing about this. So remind me in these comments that we got to like coco. You got to tell the sugar daddy story. I got to tell the sugar daddy story. I'm gonna tell it. I might even do a little story time on tiktok and do my makeup or something I don't know. But, um, yeah, he was. It was just like and before, and yes, I had a sugar daddy and yes, you can call me whatever you want, you can judge me however you want, but listen, I don't give a damn.
Speaker 1:I tell my own stories because one thing about this coochie cat even though I did make poor decisions that I do not regret because I needed, I have gained so much knowledge from all those experiences. I don't feel bad because I know what I want, I know what I like, I know what I don't like, and it's that booty hole stuff. I'll never get over that. Um, so if I ever came to marry a man or any or any sort, and he, like I, we not doing that booty hole stuff, we not doing it. Um, I've had period sex, which is pretty disgusting, and it wasn't disgusting, I ain't gonna lie. It just sound nasty but it wasn't disgusting at all for me, like, but I'll never do that again because that caused a very, very toxic relationship and it was with the Aquarius, so it was just real toxic and it was.
Speaker 1:It was no good, like why is we? But I'm telling y'all she was, she was the freakiest out of all of them. She didn't give a f*** baby. It was like when I told her I was on my period, it was just like it turned on her even more. Like you're so nasty, let's do something. I know y'all are like oh, I got to turn this. Some people might turn it off. Some people be like bitch. I know you f***ing lie, but I'm not Sex bitch. I know you fucking lie, but I'm not. Sex is a beautiful thing, it's very sacred. So you should really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really love on yourself and be careful of who you let into your space.
Speaker 1:Everybody that I kind of named was in my life for a certain reason, to show me certain things, and all were had different walks of life and I'm very appreciative of the good sex, the bad sex, the good friendships and the relationships. Um so happy for that all and I'm grateful for those experiences. It was very beautiful. Um shout out to if you are a tourist, if you are a Aquarius, if you are a Libra, even the Aries, because I'm an Aries woman and I want to know what your Aries woman is like, because I know my stories with all of them. Like they, I am definitely top five. I'm gonna say top five because it'd be so.
Speaker 1:It's some other bitches out there. They do some shit that I can't do, honey. I'm a plus size woman. One thing I ain't do is spinning around on no dick, and I didn't learn how to be a good dick rider until later on with Taurus, because the second person I ever had sex with, which was Mr Cancer, mr Monster. He to this day has had the biggest motherfucking dick I ever came across.
Speaker 1:He used to ride us and I used to be like oh no't doing it, but I didn't. It's because I was scared, like I was scared at the time. He understood why I was scared because I mean you, the second person I'm ever doing, when you want me to get up here and make it in your ass here. No, I don't know what to do and this hurt, bitch like. But if he catch me on the, if he, if he, you know, call me now. Oh, baby rodeo. But anyway, I don't even know what the fuck I'm here. I don't even know what got me here to talk about this. What was I saying, y'all? What the fuck? Okay, anyway, but yeah, um, I do like to ride like.
Speaker 1:That's one of my favorite positions because you do automatically know like you, finna, get yours if you ride. Oh, bitch, you know you finna get yours. It's like, oh, it feels so good. But yeah, it taught me. I'm so grateful for, um, my um, my mini men, many, many, many many men. But again, um, I think that's why I was there.
Speaker 1:Shout out to the tours. Shout out to you aquarius, that's got that motherfucking good that doing what y'all need to do. Shout out to Libras and shout out to motherfucking Aries Cause Aries, if you an Aries, I know you got some good coochie, can? I know you got a boogeyman. So guess what Philonic Represent for your girls? Ladies, have some good pussy management. Don't be out there catching no fucking BV, ddd, hiv, woody weedy B. Don't be catching none of that stuff out there with that bad pussy management. See, I had some good pussy management and was grateful, and God is good. You know what I'm saying. God is good. God is good all the time. All the time God is good.
Speaker 1:So be careful with your sacred love bunny. She has a mind of her own. She is important. She is what holds all of our trauma, so don't put her through no bullshit as trauma. Take care of her, because she gonna get you some places and she gonna take care of you because guess what? Pussy is power and my allergy medicine is kicking the fuck in. So it's my tea and that was the tea for the day. So thank y'all. I love you for joining the girls restroom. You are beautiful, you are enough, you will always be enough. You are a star, you are blessed. You deserve happiness and pussy is fucking power. I love y'all. Good night.