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MONDAY MADNESS | BADDIES REVIEW | JOSELINE CABARET | POP CULTURE INTRO MEGAN THE STALLION AND MORE
okay, y'all, welcome to monday madness. Okay, this is something I kind of just been wanting to do. Y'all know I always got to start off with a little story, little story time, like hey, like, how the fuck did you get here? I just think some people be interested. If you're not bitch, that's what I got Skip 15 for.
Speaker 1:Anyway, for the ones that love me and want it out, I am obsessed with people like the blog. It's a healthy obsession, let's talk about it. It's a healthy obsession. I know when to cut it on, I know when to cut it off, I know when to be like you know like, I know my limit, like an alcohol limit. I know my limit and I feel like everything comes with balance. So I'm really really, really, really excited to be a little messy with the celebrity stuff, like everything I do say because, like I said, I have been studying and watching where people fall short and kind of just also where people get comfortable, and I'm not going to necessarily say fall short with a lot of things only because you know people know what the fuck they be doing. We grown.
Speaker 1:So yeah, um, I do want to first off to say everything that's coming out my mouth today about certain situations is my opinion, it's my total opinion. It's my opinion and I want it to be known. That opinions change. So just because I feel a way about something today, I might not feel that way about it next week, but anyway, I just want to throw that out there. Everything is my opinion. I do understand that this is a space for the girls to come and relax, chill, not feel what's the word judged of anything, like you know. So we still going to keep that. We going to keep that, no matter what. Like I ain't, finna, just get on here and tear nobody down. I will have some unpopular opinions, but degrading women and tearing them down, that's just one thing that I'm just not putting out into the universe, because I don't want nobody coming over here in my comments trolling, doing that to me when you know, know the podcast, get a little poppy, a little bit more poppy, let's talk about it anyway.
Speaker 1:So, yeah, this is the pop culture segment of the girls restroom. This is where, when you walk in and you might walk out with a little tissue on your shoe. This is messy, okay, we, finna do all things messy, but we're gonna have fun, we're gonna laugh, we're gonna kiki, we're gonna talk about it. I may say things people think and will never say so. Just, you know my charge. It don't charge it to my heart because in this, like in this, this segment, this type time, this type shit, you have to charge it to my mind and not my heart. Now, when we in, I straight up, you know what I'm saying, let's talk about it, let's heal mode. That's all heart, heart all on the sleeve, that's all hard hard, all on hard, all honestly. But right now, nah, we just charge it to my mind, charge it to my sight. This is about what I see, not what I know. Okay, with that being said, I want to talk.
Speaker 1:Okay, so, first up, first things first. So we we're gonna find here, we're gonna have reviews on shows like my opinions, the shows I've been watching, and it don't even have to always be like little messy stuff, it could be like other past shows, just my little opinion on things, or whatever. This is something that people feel a lot more comfortable coming in on, or you know talking about or like engaging with, you know talking about or like engaging with. So that's the whole purpose of this for everybody to just feel like an introduction, of feeling comfortable talking to me about different things. My opinion, um, receipts. I love a receipt because I'm not always on the internet, so my opinion y'all might change if y'all hop in my dm, be like, oh girl, I heard you say this, but because look at this. And I might come back and be like, oh, somebody, girl, I heard you say this, but uh-uh, because look at this and I might come back and be like, oh, somebody sent me this and, matter of fact, you're right. Like you know, just being a little messy about little stuff like that, I won't, also, even though, yeah, I'm going to have fun being messy or whatever. It all takes balance. So I really don't give a fuck if y'all judge me or not, but hey, it is what it is, it's a part of me. If you don't like it, get the fuck off, because it's the girl's restroom and I know the bad bitches coming up in this restroom, the ones that smell good, the ones that look good and the ones that might need to shoulder the crown, but going to leave a part of this whole feeling like a better bitch Than what they did.
Speaker 1:And, with that being said, certain topics I will not discuss, I will not talk about. When it comes to Little, little Little beings, children. When it comes to stuff like that. When it comes to E-P-A-R Spell it backwards. When it comes to stuff like that. A-r spell it backwards. When it comes to stuff like that, that's more. I only speak about stuff like that. When it comes to healing and you know, just any topic that could be like a trigger to people, even though these people are celebrities, it's just shit I won't touch on. It's just shit. I'm not going to touch on period.
Speaker 1:So my obsession, so let's start with that. So I want to shout out one of my favorite bloggers who I literally sit and listen to. This bitch will post a freaking YouTube video for hours and I will pause and come back two or three days later. Pick a white like I just I'm obsessed with my radio. Y'all, I love my radio.
Speaker 1:When I tell you Milagro is fucking hilarious, um, some stuff I will take from her, but I'm like, of course I give her credit because she is like my source when it comes to like the outside world and not just in celebrities, like a lot of things, because I literally am so busy. Um, if I'm not busy, I'm like doing my own little thing as far as, like self-care, and if I'm not doing that, I'm someone freaking the fuck out, like you know, just doing shit I shouldn't be doing like as far as worrying, like you know, just little shit, like that's the Aries y'all. So, yeah, love Milagro, grimm, grimm, love, love, love. Her down like Armand is fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1:And I used to watch this other blogger but I stopped watching her because I had gotten to the place where, like, I was enjoying it and me, being an Aries, like when I'm enjoying something, I am going to figure out well, how the fuck can I do it, not in a like biting off of them way, but just like a I enjoy this too much. That means you need to make profit off of it. That's just anything that I enjoy. I'm like, ooh, so how can I make money off this? Because I actually enjoy it. So while I'm spending all this time doing, let me make me some money by doing it too, or doing this or doing that, but doing it my way. So yeah.
Speaker 1:So I was watching this girl and I just, oh, I couldn't get jiggy with her show because she was putting people down, she was taking shit too personal with it and when I tell you. She was going, slam the fuck off like she was going, and I was just like, oh, girl, you got a bit on your heart. Girl, you need to heal, you need to be a girl. So I had to pull away from her because, girl, okay, it's getting weird and she would never show her face. So I had to pull away from that girl because, girl, you talk at cold cash shit about people but you don't even show your face or your identity on the internet. Like, how dare you? Like girl, girl anyway. So those, those two right there are like the it people for me when it comes to the media, when it comes to the blogs, when it comes to the media, when it comes to the blogs, when it comes to, like, urban media, the blogs. And yeah, and I was fucking with Milagro Grams before, the whole Megan Thee Stallion, her getting sued by Megan Thee Stallion. So, yes, if y'all like, ooh, I done heard that name before, she is the blogger that is currently getting sued by Megan and Roc Nation.
Speaker 1:Honey, I'm still on that. It's really water. I got some xxl in the uh in the freezer getting a little chill before I crack it open and try, because I haven't tried it and I was like, hmm, this is gonna be my little segment where I drink my liquor and you know I do my little fun stuff as far as weed, because I'm in Texas, baby, and they like other fun stuff. I don't get down with that. No judgment over here, though, but anyway, um yeah. So I was like you know, I'm gonna drink my liquor and I'm gonna smoke my little marijuana while I get into the tea, Like it's already messy. You know, we already a little bit lower vibrating, a little lower than the usual over here in the podcast. So, yeah, I can sip my tea and my herbs and stuff. You know I'm going to get my Erica Badood on with y'all over there, but today, oh bitch, we getting ratchet. So, yes, I don't know how I feel about it, y'all. I don't know how I feel about it Only because my opinions on Megan is I just don't believe shit.
Speaker 1:Men got to say I don't believe a fuck, megan, y'all. It could be crystal blue outside, we could be in Turks and Caicos on the most beautiful day of its eternity and she can be like look girl, look up, the sun out and the sky blue. I'm gonna have to look up just the fact check, because anything that girl say, it just got me like sigh, I am being fucked out of her, like I do not believe shit she says and she's an aquarius, aquarius woman. Oh, you's a liar. That bitch is a liar. She be lying so bad. Um, let's have a seat. Allegedly because I've seen on a peep I have to say that a lot too, because she is talking about a lawsuit. However, she allegedly lies a lot and but I like megan.
Speaker 1:I like megan as far as an artist like when it comes to her music. You could so like I will say one of the songs I have been like feeling and understanding and like oh yeah, you did, you did it with this one would be bigger in Texas. Um, that's my shit, because I I'm not from here and it's just, and I really, ever since I've gotten here, I had no choice but to get on my shit and be on my game and like everything she say. It just get me in that mood like yo pop your shit, man. But one of my other songs I like on the mixtape is bourbon and I like bourbon because I feel that way about some people like you know what I'm saying, like my last episode on the podcast was about you know, fucking bitches that ain't for you, and so that's just really she popping her shit in there about bitches that ain't for her. That you know like she feel like who hating on her and this, this and the third, and you know it's a big fuck. Y'all hoes like that's just what. That's what Berman giving, however allegedly she got bars in there towards Milagro, grahams and Kelsey, and I be feeling the way about stuff like that, because with me and this is when I'm going back I'm like, okay, now me like what's teen? Because ain't no way you finna let Bigfoot pass by like that.
Speaker 1:And you over here dissing girls on songs who aren't rappers, I don't like that. I don't like that. Yeah, it's music. You supposed to channel and feel how you feel or write what you. You know what I'm saying but you dissing these girls like they can't get in the booth because you can and you can rap, rap. So I'm just like girl, we wanted that energy for Nicki Minaj, but you really, you really like girl, fuck you. But you really don't want that smoke. You really don't want that smoke. She really don't want that smoke.
Speaker 1:So that's just like my opinion about it or whatever, as an everyday girl living the world, as a single mom like Milagro is just so very relatable as, like a brown girl Like you know what I'm saying like a brown girl, like you know what I'm saying I be seeing a lot of hate in things that she get in this industry, that I hear her speak, she not afraid to speak on it, or you know what I'm saying. It's just everything about her I love and she's a Scorpio. My son is a Scorpio and I just it's just something about Scorpios. I just love Scorp. They just calm me down or something. I'm all fire. Literally All my elements in my charts it's fire. And oh no, I just love Scorpios here. I love voicing her, kiki, like I just adore her so much. So shout out to Milago Grounds.
Speaker 1:But anyway, I did want to start off by like okay, so yeah, speaking of Megan Thee Stallion or whatever. So the mixtape I fucks with. I fucks with the mixtape. It was cute, it gave me Megan vibes, it gave me not commercial, not, you know like what is that? Hataki Waktar? I ain't fuck with it. I mean it was cute for what it was, because I understand the business part when it comes to music, because I love me some fucking music. So I understand the business part and what you were supposed to do and where it was supposed to go, but I wasn't fucking with that song like that. So, yeah, yeah, I wasn't really fucking with that.
Speaker 1:The documentary I tried to give her a chance and I tried to look at the fucking documentary. I tried my best to give that bitch a chance and look at that documentary and she got the line. It was good. It was good. I appreciated her showing her natural. One thing about her she is so pretty. That girl that's a beautiful liar Allegedly Beautiful liar, but anyways, I really really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really. So that's enough about that, that's enough about them or whatever. Oh, and the soup y'all, I got the soup. I really want to get into Johnson's Cabaret Because, well, let's talk about Zeus. Zeus in general. Zeus is another like healthy obsession I have Because it's so ghetto and I don't like it.
Speaker 1:Listen, I love ghetto because that's that's where I'm from. I'm a little black girl from Spartanburg, south Carolina, like I am the country girl, like my name, kielvisha, like bitch, I know some ghetto, I know some ghetto, I know some ghetto shit. You know what I'm saying, and I just you know, so I'm not like ugh, ghetto, but it's so fucking ghetto. Only I can say that because you know, I live that. I understand that. So it's so fucking ghetto, but I love it. It's like ghetto, fabulous Down to. And another thing I want to say too.
Speaker 1:I want to shout out the girls on baddies, and let me tell you why because I'm gonna compare them in a way. I'm gonna compare them. It may start a pot a little bit, but it is what it is okay. So my comparison would be okay. So, yeah, you got to live up to your name and it's baddies, right? So I love the fact that they come on there and they're very trendy.
Speaker 1:I love the fact that their makeup artists I'm gonna talk about that in a minute too because, but, um, I love the fact that their makeup artist, whoever their makeup artists are, they don't do straight soft glam. You see glitter, you see 2016 makeup and they keep on going. They keep on like entertaining and being dolly and keep bossing up their life. They going to bring it back. It's coming back. It never went away. However, it's going to be a thing again. It's going to be a thing again, and I'm talking about in high fashion, because high fashion always bites out the ghetto. Always, always, always, always, always. So I feel like it will become a thing again, like it's coming around again. It's just they. Oh, I don't know, I don't know, that's another time for a different day.
Speaker 1:But that's what I really do appreciate as a makeup artist like yes, finally the girls can get on there and pop their shit and look good in the confessionals. Guys still wearing green hair, blue hair, purple hair, like no matter what, like it's a look, and I appreciate that so much in the artistry because it's just like, yeah, that's the fuck I'm talking about like in their own, like, even though they are celebrities, they're in their own little space, in their own little world and they lit like it. It like I. That's what I appreciate about the baddies, that's what I do like about the baddies. And it's very nostalgic because I grew up off bad girls club, grew the fuck up off bad girls club, and it was. It was lit. I grew up off bad girls club and it was. It was lit. Um, so I watched Natalie first. No, my first season ever was watching Natalie. She was like season four and um, I like Natalie, even though I did grow up because I know some people going to address it because I'm a chocolate girl, a chocolate bigger girl. I know people going to be like she's a colorist. Yeah, I've healed from that, but I didn't.
Speaker 1:It was so common then to just say what the fuck you need to say in people's face. It wasn't like a how dare you moment back in the day. It wasn't like a how dare you moment back in the day. It wasn't. It wasn't that, it was. They tried to make it that, but it it didn't cancel her like shit was so much more raw back in the day and I'm not saying it was okay, I'm just saying shit was so much more raw back in the day like it's a lot of people a lot more sensitive to things and I appreciate that in a way, too, because of mental health. However, we survived it. Some of us did survive it. You know what I'm saying. So, and people going to think we done fucked their thing, so fuck them people.
Speaker 1:But anyway, yes, natalie was definitely one of my faves. She got on my nerves towards the end because she didn't last a whole season, but she was like I always appreciate a villain out of the story, like, although I am a girl's girl, although I am sweet, it's something about me. I be falling in love with the bitch that people can't stand and that shit done hurt me in the past before. But anyway, you know that's a topic for the other segment. We're talking about baddies. So my favorite baddie, I would say, um, as far as baddie Scotty, scotty is my fucking favorite. I love fucking Scott. Oh no, no, before I get into today, this is what I was gonna say I feel like this last season of Jocelyn Cabaret the girls piped up like as far as being baddies and it's and not to compare them because it's two different types of shows honestly, this past season of Jocelyn Cabaret I enjoy Jocelyn's cabaret more than I do baddies, because baddies sometimes they just get to straight fight in it over nonsense and I just be like, okay girl, like it just depends on what mood I'm in.
Speaker 1:But Jocelyn cabaret, I'm going to key the fuck key. You hear me, I'm going to key down the fuck Key. You hear me, I'm going to key down. When I tell you this shit is hilarious, it's just because Jocelyn and the Scorpio it's just fucking hilarious. When I tell you she is fucking hilarious, if you watch it. You'll know To me she is fucking hilarious, but key down it's a key.
Speaker 1:So it did start off very from the bottom and I appreciate it too, because it started off straight up from the bottom Like Jocelyn really being a part of the cast and not just being head hunched. She was head hunched. I don't get it fucking twisted. However, she was getting it out the mud with the girls, like this is going to be something Like come on, like let's get it. And then she got to a point where she like bitch, I'm cool, like you know what I'm saying, I appreciate that and I love that Like it.
Speaker 1:Just I don't know, jocelyn Cabaret, if you've been there since season one, that shit has bossed the fuck up and that shit has that shit. It's so funny like I don't care. It's funny like and I can do without the fights on them because I don't be wanting to see they booty holes and shit. Like girl put on some jogging pants to get to fighting bitch. You watch them fighting, baby. They literally they out there, butt ass naked, getting down and I'm just like girl. Y'all got to put on some clothes, but anyway, I appreciate um, baddies from and you've seen that glow up too. You've seen that glow up too, but it's different aesthetics.
Speaker 1:So I'm glad that Jocelyn actually seeking out women who want to be beautiful in sex symbols, because that's what I think of when I think of Jocelyn. I think everything that she presents, even though you helping these girls come up and come out like, I feel like they should represent a part of you. Like Wet Wet was a key and I love Wet Wet Down because she was a key, but she couldn't dance. But she couldn't dance and she wasn't. You know, they ain't got to come on there with a BBL and pretty teeth Because beautiful is. You know what I'm saying. But she definitely had to get seasoned up a little bit. We're going to say that and she has and I'm proud of her. Like you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:But I feel like when you are in that for one, when you're in that industry, the lights ain't off, baby, it's cameras. What is it what they say? Camera action. Go Bitch you on camera with the full lights. Hd. Some people TVs them. People got 90 inches in their goddamn living room. We see everything. If you know you signing up, I don't give a fuck how ghetto some shit is, I don't give a damn. I feel like when you step up, you're supposed to step up and step out. Give me the best that you can give with your last motherfucking dollar bitch and taking it, flipping and investing yourself and do it again, like some. So I do feel like some of them could have came on the camera looking a whole lot fucking better than they did, and it's not just like these last two seasons. So these last two seasons Jocelyn, I know she's like okay, like she got a different taste in her mouth and I think it's it's working for her. It's beautiful.
Speaker 1:I love the girls. Andrea on Cabaret is my fucking fave, anybody. First of all, I love Drea. I love Drea down because she is loyal, and the same reason with Scottie too. I think that's why I love them so much, because any and everybody, they're very, very loyal, very, very loyal out of all. In any and everybody, they're very, very loyal, very, very loyal.
Speaker 1:Um, i'ma stick it with jack. I'm gonna look, we're gonna see who else I love. And, um, I love drea. Um, like I said, raven cool. Raven is fucking hilarious. Raven is the key raven. What? What I appreciate about Raven is Raven is a little sex symbol. However, she goofy too. She real, real goofy. She goofy as fuck and I love that and I appreciate that because you know she got good balance, like she got good balance. I love Raven From the new girls.
Speaker 1:I love Diamond too. Diamond cute, diamond cute. She was born this season like bye bitch, but it was cute. You know she cute, I like diamond. Uh, um, I don't know. Oh, geez, those two are my girls and I. I put drea before I put raven drea.
Speaker 1:I've been down with drea. I've been down with drea since she was that timmy little girl that came on TV and they was trying to punk her. When I tell you, I was so motherfucking mad I wanted to put a D in my screen Because leave her the fuck alone. And then I was screaming at her because girl, hit them in that motherfucking. The only thing they can do is beat you up. And girl, you can put a little makeup up on that Beat. And girl you can put a little makeup up on it, beat them up, hit them like, get that first.
Speaker 1:Listen, if you feel like I'm not a fighter and you feel like like that just ain't my thing, but people picking on you, and I tell people and I used to tell little kids this outside I even tell my son this like just, you ain't gotta be no punk and you ain't gotta be no fighter to stand your motherfucking ground. All you gotta do is hit them with a bop bop long as they feel a bop bop, you good, you straight. Yeah, you got your ass whooped, or you may. You may get whooped, you may not, however long as and I'm not promoting violence either but when you in those type of circumstances and in those situations and in that environment, you have no choice but to fight because you know what you signed yourself up for. So, yeah, you're gonna have to pick something up and bow you a bitch, like get the fuck out my face. Like you get cuckoo. I know y'all know that old saying baby get you better, get fucking cuckoo. So that's what I was wanting on her to do get cuckoo. And what the fuck did she do? She got cuckoo and picked up some voodoo.
Speaker 1:Oh, I love Drea now. I love Drea now. Um, oh, and shout out to Drea because I've always, like, shown her love, post her stuff or whatever, and she follows back, she talks back and and I don't do it for that reason, but, like I said before, like it's just something about when people, just when you show people love, who in them spaces, who don't even really gotta pay anybody any fucking attention, and they do anyway like you, love and appreciate it. That's why I I show any and everybody who show me love love back, even them little troll pages. I'd be like, yeah, okay, I'll talk to you today, whatever. But she, um, it's my first celebrity. Follow on the girls Restaurant. She, so shout out to Drea. That's not why she my favorite. She been my favorite.
Speaker 1:However, love Drea, love, brave me Out of Danny. I didn't click with Danny. I ain't, I ain't click with. I don't dislike her, but I'm like. I'm like that with Erica too, the new, the new girl Erica. I'm like that with her too, like envy, I want to so bad, but it's like, eh.
Speaker 1:So this last season my picks was Drea, raven, henny. I did like Isis. I know Isis the opps, but I love Isis. I'm saying Isis the opps because you know I love Drea now, but Isis was the opps, neat was the opps and I did like Neat but Neat.
Speaker 1:I didn't want you to shut the hell up, girl. It's time for you to shut up. Sometimes, girl, for real, like even, I can only imagine staying in the house with you, girl. I can only stand in the house with you. Imagine staying in the house with you if I wanted you to shut up during the damn tv screen. Shut up me can be pretty.
Speaker 1:Ros was my bitch too. Rosé was more like my baby. I felt her Rosé. I really want Rosé and Drea to get along so bad because in a way they reminded me so much of each other Like their first season, and I just wish Drea to take off her. Drea got on some glasses, y'all Not literally, but like. She got on Glasses like this on go mode, like she's very defensive, like and she should be Because of so much shit that them bitches Tried to take her through her first season. So yeah, so I wish she kind of like looked down at her but like, yeah, like her and Henny. I love Henny, I love Henny down, rosé and Henny was my girls.
Speaker 1:Like I said, I love Wit Wit. Wit Wit is a key who I didn't like, who I don't like, who I don't ever see myself liking, cause I see a bitch like you. It's fucking Ocean Don't like her. And again, with me saying it, I'm saying I'm going by TV personalities, because you do have to kind of not kind of act, but you do have to tap into your. You have to tap into your alter ego when you get in these entertainment spaces. That's what it's for. Don't like ocean, don't like her alter ego. I don't know her personally, I don't know how she is with her friends at home and when she kicking shit. But I know one thing I do not, I do not like ocean at all, and she can't dance. That's a fact. That bitch can work a pole, but all that, get her off and back there. Get her off and back there, please, anyway. So back to baddies. Baddies Pose for me.
Speaker 1:I love Scottie, scottie. I'm not going to put Natalie in this category, just like I didn't put Jocelyn in this category. For who I like? We speaking on their girls? Because I just feel like y'all hate honchos of the show, like y'all really don't count. Like bitch, if I didn't like y'all or love y'all, I wouldn't support. That's just me. But anyway, I love Scottie, love, love, scottie down, love, scottie down. No, I don't know what it is about, scottie, but when I think about Scottie I just think she a Carolina girl too. So right there, you already got me because what you gonna bring to the table, sis. So I love Scotty, bob, like she just has a good aura about her. She pretty, she, oh, I just love Scotty. I think I got a crush on Scotty. That might be what it is Akbar, akbar, akbar, akbar is my, akbar is my bitch, akbar is a Leo.
Speaker 1:She from Atlanta. She talk, she talk like ooh Akbar, ain't it? You don't want to like smart girl. She really is a smart girl. I know she be sometimes typing in it it don't come out like that, but she's a smart girl, has matured a lot. She has matured a lot and I'm so fucking proud of her to see her growth, to see her confidence on a different level, um, to see how she's healed from my first introduction of her, from loving hip-hop um, I love fucking out boy, I down. Um, who else I want to say?
Speaker 1:I want to say Taseki, taseki and Scottie give me that same vibe, like I know, everybody want to be on there and be rah, rah, rah, rah, but I feel like their softness is what bring balance to the show, especially because they both will pop off. Scottie don't be wanting to take it, though, but she quicker now, she quicker now on her feet. She way quicker now on her feet, but she really don't be wanting to take it there. Taseki, oh Taseki, waiting on the bitch. She, the calm before the storm, baby, and the storm honey. I don't Taseki, something dangerous, honey.
Speaker 1:She need to be a UFC fighter, like when you get in a fight on baddies. You don't need to be doing that. You know how we used to walk around back in the day and we used to be like these hands register, these hands register, that's to seek it. Is it to? I fuck up her name? Oh my God. And it's because everybody fucks it up and I really hate that, because, bitch, don't fuck up my name and I'm scared of her. I don't want her like, uh, don't come over here with that bitch. I'm sorry, but I love her. Now.
Speaker 1:I know I try to fight that bitch. Don't, don't get it twisted, don't get it twisted, do not get twisted. I know I'm not gonna win. That's one thing about me. I know I'm not gonna win because I'm just not no fighter girl. I will fight, I will get down and even though I know I'm like DTB, like bitch, I know I'm, but I we finna get in here. I'm going, and I ain't even going to pick up nothing to hit you with. I'm going to try my motherfucking best bitch, bitch, we. We just going to have to get in the field Like I ain't going to duck no smoke, but there's some smoke. You know some shit. You got to some smoke. You know some shit. You gotta pick your battles, but it's not a battle I will pick, that's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Um, dtb, I do like DTB. I at first I didn't though because I fuck with Tinka so bad, I fuck with Tinka so bad. Y'all I when I tell you I love Tinka, I love Tinka down, and I just feel like I don't know. I love Tinka down, I love Tinka down, and I just feel like I don't know. I love Tinka Dow, I love Tinka Dow.
Speaker 1:She is funny as fuck. She'll talk, she do be extra, all of them do. But hey, jayla, I like Jayla, I don't. I'm just trying to figure out where all the Jayla hate come from. I really don't know where the Jayla hate come from. Um, she tried not to show y'all that though, but if y'all not real bad girls fans, then y'all can't really speak on how jayla came back when she came back on her bad girls type shit like y'all don't know jayla, then like y'all didn't watch the seasons, then if y'all didn't, because everybody came back, she's a bully, blah, blah. No, the fuck she's not, didn't I don't know? I didn't see the bully part, because my whole thing is yeah, jayla know how to fight, but Jayla, who the fuck? Who the fuck? Jayla bullying? Like be fucking for real.
Speaker 1:Um, I like Rolly better now that Rolly has confidence and I'm going to talk about that because and I'm gonna talk about that because and I say that because I'm a plus-size woman with confidence and I could see the discomfort all over her face and the bitterness coming from a lot of her insecurities. Yeah, okay, y'all I'm, I don't even want to talk about what I did, but anyway I feel like uh, she now that like she's gained that confidence and it's like, yeah, you, she's always popped her shit and she's because she's a virgo, she's always gonna pop her shit and stand ground. However, she didn't truly feel that way, but now that I feel like, because you can say some shit that people tell you all the time and it just becomes something that you just used to fucking feeling like, but I feel like now she actually feels it. It's a softer side of her that I adore and she's really like winning me over. She really winning me over.
Speaker 1:A lot of people was talking about how she mopped the floor with slim, and then I do agree too, she did mop the fucking floor with slim. However, I don't count that as like one of her wins, because of the size difference, like let's just call a thing a thing because I don't give a fuck. And then because at the end of the day, slim took it too far talking about people, kids, when you ain't got one, you don't know what the fuck it feel like to be a mom like, and that's anybody. I feel like anybody can get mobbed. When you, when you, when you reach that, when you go that low, anybody can get mobbed. I don't care about the size, so I don. I really put that in one of her top five.
Speaker 1:So, whatever, um, anna, anna was my fave for a long time and then I don't know Anna, I don't know Anna, anna, just I don't know. She just be chilling for real now, but when Anna was fresh, anna was fresh, anna was like straight up, like just fresh. So, yes, oh, and Tommy, shit, tommy, but like girl, what you keep coming back, for that's my whole thing. Like girl, if you ain't going to stay on the season, if you just going to come. Like Tommy is literally their bomb Bomb. Like, not bum, like you're a bum bitch, but like a bomb. Like you're a bum bitch, but like a bomb. Like boo, like their explosion. Like she literally come, explode and then dip the fuck out. Like girl, what you be coming out here crashing out for. Like I really enjoy Tommy. Like I really want it because I hate it when they took her off of Loving Hip Hop 2. Like Tommy really is reality star TV gold. Like, like she is gold when it comes to reality tv, but don't, nobody know how to keep her ass long enough. Y'all gotta pay her more something. Y'all want her to act right. You gotta pay her more.
Speaker 1:Um, I would say uh, uh, og, og, nat, yes, og, nat. Of course, the new out of the newbies, jazz, is my favorite. Go figure, go figure. I always go for the the the baddie. But let me tell you why jazz is my favorite Cause I was following jazz before jazz came on baddies. So when I started watching the show like I don't watch, like the um, what you call it, the freaking um auditions. I don't watch the auditions only because those that's too low vibrational for me. That's way too low vibrational for me. Way too low vibrational for me, and I'll get to talk about that another day. But jazz is my girl, jazz is my motherfucking girl. I really, really love jazz.
Speaker 1:Um, beatless, beatless is my bitch too. Beatless, beatless got that. We used to. We used to call them back Big Liz got them haymakers. Big Liz can fight and she long with it too. Like she can fight.
Speaker 1:I don't know why they keep calling her basketball girl. That's what I'm trying to figure out why all boys keep calling her basketball girl. That's the part that I ain't connect. Is it something in the auditions or just something before? Like, I don't know why they call her basketball girl, but basketball girl can fight. I like basketball girl.
Speaker 1:Um, I like Dolly. I like Dolly. I think Dolly is beautiful. She's a beautiful chocolate girl with that yellow hair. And Dolly, I like her structure, her stance when she fighting. But she ain't really rock nobody for me to be like she wanted to hit she weren't she a hitter? Um, I love pretty p too. A lot of people got funny, like they feel funny, about pretty p. But y'all don't sleep on. Pretty p, pretty p, that's all everybody. Big, small, little tall, and I taught that shit and been ready. So I do love pretty P. Pretty P is that girl.
Speaker 1:My least fave would be Biggie Summer and Ivory. Um, I don't know what it is about Ivory, I don't know what it is. I love the fact that she don't mind taking off for bitches. I love that. I do love that about her. And you know what?
Speaker 1:I was writing down my little notes. Um, this is like not this Sunday that just passed, like yesterday Sunday, but the Sunday beforehand. This is when I was like writing my little notes down and planning on doing the episode, because I want to do the episodes fresh, because I want to talk about what happened in the episodes, even though I didn't get to talk about it today. But I'm uploading this very late because I had worked some overtime. Today I worked fucking overtime and so I got off late as fuck and I was like, fuck, I haven't recorded and yesterday I was watching and it come on so late. So I'm trying to find like balance into you know what it is, so I might drop another little episode just cuz like I might drop another little episode just because, like, I might drop another little episode just because Biggie, I don't know, because I like Biggie on Instagram.
Speaker 1:I like Instagram Biggie, but I don't like TV Biggie. I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is, I haven't really figured it out. I don't like TV. I don't like Baddies. Biggie. Like I like her four baddies but I don't like her own baddies. And I'm not saying that like get rid of Biggie because. But I just, I don't know um Instagram Biggie. Love Instagram Biggie. Um in the club Biggie. Love Biggie in the club TV Biggie. Love Instagram Biggie In the club Biggie. Love Biggie in the club TV Biggie. Don't like TV Biggie. That's what it is. Summer, oh my God, oh my God, summer, give hater vibes. I don't like. No hating ass bitch. That's just. That's the allegedly, that's just the vibes I get.
Speaker 1:Like you a hater, why you a girl that's gonna pick, nitpick Like I could. It's one thing doing some certain shit for TV, nitpicking the start this will start that. But a hater, nah dog you this to start that. But a hater, nah dawg, you ain't supposed to be. No hater like that. Like you is not supposed to be, no hater like that. And I just feel like she's a bonafide hater and I ain't, and I've seen every single episode and can't nothing wrap me, wrap me under it. Can't nothing wrap me like or is around it. Am I saying this shit the wrong way? I don't know, but she's a hater and I'm not fucking with it. So this is just like a little intro of the things that I'll be talking about.
Speaker 1:I really didn't even get to get into the episode for real. So I'm probably gonna honestly, because I hell, I done forgot, I done had such a long fucking day at work, y'all. I'm just working on being consistent. I just had such a fucking long day at work today. So I do feel like, damn, I got to go through the episode and watch them again for real, for real, to really sit down and be like okay, this is how I feel about this, this, this, that and the third. But all around Zeus, I'm gonna give y'all my $5.99 a month. Hell, last year, no, yeah, yeah, 2024, I didn't even do the monthly subscription. Y'all went ahead and gave them $60. That's they need to y'all. They need to sponsor me back. I need all my coins back.
Speaker 1:Matter of fact, kick out that Auntie Show bullshit and put the girls' restroom up there. Let's talk about it. Let's get the girls on stage. I got questions, I got shit. I want to know. You know what I'm saying. I really want to get down to shit. I don't want y'all being scrambled up fighting. I can't ask y'all questions. No, we finna sit down like ladies, like baddies, and we finna talk about it because we finna talk about it. But, uh, this is my little introduction to this. This is really what I'm gonna be bringing my little opinions about certain things. I will be like playing clips and getting like really in my bag.
Speaker 1:With madness Monday and the first show was a little mad because you know it's Madness Monday I didn't even get to drink my XSL. I just got to yapping and decided, talking about all the teens, all the teens. Thank y'all for tuning in. I'm trying to give y'all you know something twice a week. Get y'all, keep me going, keep y'all listening, keep y'all, keep me going, keep y'all listening, keep y'all interested in certain things. So tell me who the fuck y'all favorite baddie is. Tell me, if you watch Bad Girls Club and you an OG Bad Girls Club Like I wanna hear from the OG Bad Girls Club fans, like how the fuck y'all feel about baddies today. And tell me which one is your favorite vixen on javis's cabaret. Tell me your favorite sex vixen over there. And it can't be natalie and it can't be jocelyn, because of course they are. You know who they are. Anyway, I love y'all and I hope y'all enjoyed this little episode. Just a little introduction, so to speak. And yeah, welcome to the girl's restroom.